So for today, let’s laugh together because we all need that!

What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
How do you organize a space party?
You planet
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
Because they were acting odd
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All of the fans left
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on many levels

And just in case you were hoping for a little "regular" health stuff today too, here are a few recent topics we discussed on social media. Maybe you missed one or all?

I shared this post last week about outdated and updated health / fat loss protocols.

This one recently about lab work

And this guy about my unusual thinking around the cost of food

XO,
Tara

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