mom jokes

It's Election Day

So for today, let’s laugh together because we all need that!




  • What do you call a factory that makes good products?
    A satisfactory

  • Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field

  • Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts

  • What did one wall say to the other wall?
    I’ll meet you at the corner

  • Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
    Because she will let it go

  • Why did the bicycle fall over?
    It was two-tired

  • Why did the math book look sad?
    Because it had too many problems

  • What do you call a fish with no eyes?
    Fsh

  • How do you organize a space party?
    You planet

  • What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot

  • Why did the computer go to the doctor?
    Because it had a virus

  • What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved

  • Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
    Because they were acting odd

  • What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator

  • Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
    All of the fans left

  • How do you catch a squirrel?
    Climb a tree and act like a nut

  • What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine

  • Why are elevator jokes so good?
    They work on many levels



    And just in case you were hoping for a little "regular" health stuff today too, here are a few recent topics we discussed on social media. Maybe you missed one or all?


    I shared this post last week about outdated and updated health / fat loss protocols.

    This one recently about lab work

    And this guy about my unusual thinking around the cost of food



    XO,
    Tara




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